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Friday, May 2, 2008 5:56 AM
GREEN JOKES
Sus ginoo. Bat ba hindi naman ako mahilig sa green
jokes but you guys still keep on sending me stuff like
these? Pero infairness ha! Napapatawa niyo ko. XD
From: Kuya Kochi
2 housewives shopping for groceries in a grocery store..
Misis 1: Lam mo sis, pag nakakakita ako ng patatas,
naaalala ko itlog ng mister ko.
Misis 2: Bakit? Ganyan kalaki?
Misis 1: Hindi. Ganyan kadumi.
(AMPUPU HAHAHAHA ROLFLMAOLOL)
From: Ate Aya
American woman trying to speak Tagalog: Depet
megpekebeit keyo, pera you will go to heaven et mekita
nyow eng angel ne may meleking pekpek (wings).
From: Ate Aya
A nun was held at gunpoint.
Man: Rape or die?
Nun: Rape nalang para heaven pa..
After the ville act was finished, the nun
got hold of the gun..
Nun: Repeat or die?
From: Ube
Woman: Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my
bust line 44... KAZAM! - huge knockers!
Man: Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my
penis reach the floor... KAZAM! Man loses legs.
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